Defying gravity prohibited between the hours of 11 PM and 6 AM
Dear Kittens,
Please stop tearing down the hall and up and down the walls like a god damned maniac. Yes, it was impressive at first, but now you are just showing off.
Love,
Jor
p.s. If you wake the baby one more time, you are fired.
2 comments:
Dawn
said...
What is the Kitten Job description? Can I interview for their job if the get fired?
2 comments:
What is the Kitten Job description? Can I interview for their job if the get fired?
Kittens job description:
- Sleeping at least 80% of the time.
- Taunting the birds outside the window
- Playfully batting with Mateo
- Play fighting with Maeby
FYI, I don't know if you will get a shot at this Dawn, because ever time I try to fire Kittens, Steve goes behind my back and re-hires him. :)
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