I know that I can be pretty random sometimes, but the guy who wrote this is my officially my new idol. here's the link: indoor swimming pool
Here's an excerpt:
Manager: Sir, can you tell me why you’d like to return this pool?
Tynan : I was going to buy a penguin, but I was worried the pool was going to leak on my carpet. It doesn’t say anywhere not to use it inside, but I don’t think it’s sturdy enough.
Manager: Are you being serious?
Tynan: Yes.
Manager: Ok… I guess we’ll take it.
By the way, i discovered this story on reddit.com - a wealth of info and hours of fun.
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